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Not Quite Birdsong               Heron

         Flamingo Land           Hare

 

Not Quite Birdsong

 

A butcher where I worked once

was a whistler—you know the type:

aggressive, soulless. I’d stand around

being useless somewhere planning his death.

 

Days at his block and bacon slicer

rending the air, making his shrill statement.

Clocking on to clocking off—

Colonel Bogey or The Sheik of Araby.

 

And you could tell he worked at it—

thought he was good. I’d think

of his family, how they coped.

Thought about sympathy cards.

 

And the other butchers? Surely

he was pushing his luck

next to all those knives and meat-hooks.

Not forgetting, of course, the mincer.

 

Michael di Placido

published in Pennine Platform, No. 56

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Heron

 

You wouldn’t be surprised if you heard

the clanking of metal when he took off.

 

Perhaps you’ve wandered into Jurassic Park?

Ridiculous, this gangling oddball.

 

But not that skewer of a beak

you imagine a fish seeing

 

through the shattering glass,

the whirl of water.

 

Michael di Placido

published in The North, Vol. 39

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Flamingo Land

 

Cracking some gag about tomato juice

outside ‘Drac’s Diner’, I’m Harry Houdini

escaping from the family rucksack. Shouting

“I’ll catch you up by the Zebras!” I collapse

 

on a bench. A woman’s yelling “Ro-ry!”

as grown-ups go skipping by with their kids

till superego’s wagging finger

puts them sharply back in step.

 

A wrist-slashing jingle repeats itself so that  

I see the attendant losing it,

ramming the throttle on full pelt and running

screaming into the Lion pit.

 

Those cockatoos seem happy enough,

and a red-arsed monkey’s

attempting to brain another with a stick

while a third looks on masturbating.

 

All things considered, it’s quite heroic really,

families making a stab at it under

an August thunderscape—though Rory’s

mother’s at it again (what could he be up to?).  

 

Then at ‘Thunder Mountain’, I pass a man dressed

as a pterodactyl, and a strapping young lass

in t-shirt and shorts with an ad across her chest

which I try not to read.

 

Michael di Placido

published in The North, Vol. 31

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Hare

 

Alone

in a fallow field

as though he can’t be seen.

(And you amazed, again,

at just how big they are.)

 

Not the brightest of course:

like jay-walking pheasants

or partridges, losing it,

just when the gun’s being cocked.

 

But you really like him. Just know

he’d be a riot if he could talk—

how well you’d get on.

And those semaphore ears!

 

Now he’s off again:

going like the clappers

over the furrows, doing that

buckled

bicycle wheel number

 

as though

just for the hell of it. As though,

even through

those clenched gnashers,

 

he just can’t keep it all in.

 

Michael di Placido

published in The North, Vol. 39

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